THAK GOD FOR ELECTRICITY. ABOVE IS THE CEILING FAN IN OUR BEDROOM THAT KEPT ME BREATHING LAST NIGHT, THOUGH I DID NOT SLEEP WELL.
NO AIR CONDITIONING IN JUNE IN FLORIDA= CRANKY PANTS ME AND A HEADACHE.
NEXT UP IS A PHOTO OF THE FAN IN MY OFFICE, WHERE I'M SITTING AT MY DESK WITH A WET PILLOWCASE WRAPPED AROUND MY HEAD BECAUSE FOR SOME ODD REASON I THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK BEST. CLEARLY I AM A DELERIOUS FROM THE HEAT.
AND HERE IS THE CEILING FAN IN OUR LIVING ROOM. I PULLED THE CHAIN OFF ON ACCIDENT AND IT'S STUCK ON LOW. BETTER THAN NOTHING RIGHT?
OKAY, MOTHER-IN-LAW JUST CALLED TO SAY THE REPAIR MEN ARE ON THEIR WAY. TIME FOR ME TO PUT SOME PANTS ON. AND JUST SO YOU KNOW- THERE IS NOTHING ATTRACTIVE ABOUT MY NO-PANTS LOOK. I MEAN COME ON- I'VE GOT A SOPPING WET PILLOWCASE WRAPPED AROUND MY HEAD. I'M SWEATING LIKE AN ANIMAL AND LITERALLY SLUMPED OVER IN MY CHAIR DRINKING ICE WATER AND LETTING IT FLOW OUT THE SIDES OF MY MOUTH.
NO AIR CONDITIONING IN JUNE IN FLORIDA= CRANKY PANTS ME AND A HEADACHE.
NEXT UP IS A PHOTO OF THE FAN IN MY OFFICE, WHERE I'M SITTING AT MY DESK WITH A WET PILLOWCASE WRAPPED AROUND MY HEAD BECAUSE FOR SOME ODD REASON I THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK BEST. CLEARLY I AM A DELERIOUS FROM THE HEAT.
AND HERE IS THE CEILING FAN IN OUR LIVING ROOM. I PULLED THE CHAIN OFF ON ACCIDENT AND IT'S STUCK ON LOW. BETTER THAN NOTHING RIGHT?
OKAY, MOTHER-IN-LAW JUST CALLED TO SAY THE REPAIR MEN ARE ON THEIR WAY. TIME FOR ME TO PUT SOME PANTS ON. AND JUST SO YOU KNOW- THERE IS NOTHING ATTRACTIVE ABOUT MY NO-PANTS LOOK. I MEAN COME ON- I'VE GOT A SOPPING WET PILLOWCASE WRAPPED AROUND MY HEAD. I'M SWEATING LIKE AN ANIMAL AND LITERALLY SLUMPED OVER IN MY CHAIR DRINKING ICE WATER AND LETTING IT FLOW OUT THE SIDES OF MY MOUTH.
BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS I DO HAVE LOTS TO BE THANKFUL FOR:)
LOL!!! Ok I know I shouldn't be laughing but it is a funny mental picture of you slumped in a chair with a wet pillowcase wrapped around your head-pouring ice water into your mouth - and possibly saying "It's TOo HOT!" *gurgle gurgle*
ReplyDeleteLOL! and p.s if anyone knows your pain I do chica! It's so flippin hot here! I want the summer to be over already because I have been sweaty for almost an entire month and it isn't attractive...damn you arizona!
Your post had me LOL several times! Of course not about your situation. I can imagine it is pretty bad without AC in Florida. NYC can be a steam bath in the middle of the summer. I spent more than a few summers without AC until I wised up and finally splurged on one. I do not miss the days of lying in bed with a spray bottle of ice water in front of loud fan on high speed! Hope the repair man gets there soon!
ReplyDeleteyou should have boogied yourself and your computer over here!
ReplyDeleteThis makes me sort of happy I am still in Michigan :)
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